Kaimukiki Ep. 4 - Taint Me out to the Ballgame

It’s the holiday season and we’re gifting you, dear listener, a basket basking, backdoor baking, bootyhole brownin’, taint-tanning episode to singe your minge.  Happy Holidays from your friends over at Kaimukiki! 

That’s right, it’s our in-depth exploration of the latest health craze taking Tik Tok by storm, perineum sunning AKA taint-tanning. 

Meet our charming hosts, Simone & Wallace, two Honolulu-based best friends on a mission to satisfy their curiosity about a wide variety of topics, with a focus on the goings on in the state of Hawaii, and the world beyond!

In this very special holiday episode Wallace and Simone explore the origins of the latest health trend, perineum sunning. Learn the supposed benefits and logical drawbacks of exposing your b-hole to the big burning ball in the sky we call the sun. Pro Tip: Don't forget the sunscreen! Finally, we see what all of the hype is about as we give it a try ourselves. Will Wallace gain enlightenment? Will Simone end up in the ER with 3rd degree burns? Only one way to find out Hunty! 

Kaimukiki could best be considered “comic investigative journalism” or at worst, the unasked for opinions and recounting of spurious facts by a drag queen and a fancy stripper.

Want to share your experiences or thoughts on perineum sunning?  

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Follow us on Instagram for fun photos related to our episodes & other high weirdness @kaimukiki